Normal people:
Me: “ Duck, duck,duck, come here duck…”
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can someone please explain to me why the notes of the giraffe thing is uneven
do people just reblog one part of the giraffe
“hey i think im going to reblog a giraffe neck today”
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beast: hey I just met you
beast: and this is crazy
beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
DONT YOU DARE
TOUCH
MY WEST WING
WOMAN.
UNDERSTAND?
beast: so come to dinner maybe
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